suprasegments [Notes for Official Expurgation]
[Here the censor complains of a dick joke
at the expense of a most august institution
of higher learning!!] sublime power of a force
that progenerates imaginary fatherland-figures
lingualabials from the interstice between
swallowings mimesissizers
wannabe-istas [The censor draws the curtain over a scandalous portmanteau ...!]
from the past gorged on swallowlabials
mamitas mid-intoxicated raisers of spirits [In such cases as these
the censor feels obliged to issue the usual WARNING:
may cause death, poisoning, cancer, injury, & addicktion]
saturday-night and slender
delicacies tenderlings sweetcakes oooh la la
la la la what up what gives whatisthewhat
the sususususUSAnas
came conquered second-brothers
bastards [another portmanteau, more scabrous than the first] [here a dickhead joke, also at institutional expense]
use the USA of usage most mongo/laid
writimemes facebabybookers
humanoidreptilians of the half-way him
amphibiomonolinguistics of never
never-ever give him your number one and another
day day one two three whatever comes next
omg interidioms [The poet waxes satirical on expensive buttons?!]
even in this excess of minuses
the hey’s the coo-oohls the come-ons
the [colloquialism denoting the male of the species capra]
these are the days of the week repeat after me
it’s monday [Here the censor has smoothed away what might, alas!
be misconstrued as communicating a rather heterodox message regarding our most rigorously approved pedagogic practices ...]
success is the mean and it isn’t rare [Rumors of grade inflation patently untrue! Refers to brilliance in chosen careers.]
hah. but not ah. generic. means common
means hand or mand
means man or band
either gofuckyourself or delete me either fuck me [Most likely directed at the universe at large. Therefore the censor has determined to permit the poet this peculiar piquancy!]
or leave me
like this. like the media i am and medium
like mean and times twelve extremes
like measuring con and pro
the crossroads across cross-eyes
this most esteemed gentlemen ladies is
the [The censor finds herself obliged once more
to ink out the poet’s obscenities]
of the pure ur-dialect tomorrow morrow
where they are fabricating nothing more or less
than our most royal vernacular
[Poet gray-listed as known or suspected satirist. As dialect far from uniformly comprehensible further evaluation may be required in order to determine suitability for mass consumption. Nonetheless the censor notes with remorse that the danger of ideological and/or linguistic contamination is very real and advises analysts to proceed with caution.]
[OFFICAL STAMP AND SEAL]
suprasegments [Notes for Official Expurgation, cont.]
[There are some types of venomous toad
that may at first appear
quite harmless to the untrained eye
and even dulcet to the ear.
These can be clearly recognized
by the little pouch
that, when not with rage inflated,
sags below the mouth.
Should it perceive you as a threat,
the sac will swell,
and, stomach stiffening in fear,
the mouth expel
a poison spit that wounds the skin,
corrodes the heart,
and will, un-treated, fester and consume
the censor’s art.
Reader, shun the swamps and pools
its toxic fumes contaminate.
Beware, beware the little schools
of minnows paddling in its wake!]
[OFFICIAL STAMP AND SEAL]
[Here the censor complains of a dick joke
at the expense of a most august institution
of higher learning!!] sublime power of a force
that progenerates imaginary fatherland-figures
lingualabials from the interstice between
swallowings mimesissizers
wannabe-istas [The censor draws the curtain over a scandalous portmanteau ...!]
from the past gorged on swallowlabials
mamitas mid-intoxicated raisers of spirits [In such cases as these
the censor feels obliged to issue the usual WARNING:
may cause death, poisoning, cancer, injury, & addicktion]
saturday-night and slender
delicacies tenderlings sweetcakes oooh la la
la la la what up what gives whatisthewhat
the sususususUSAnas
came conquered second-brothers
bastards [another portmanteau, more scabrous than the first] [here a dickhead joke, also at institutional expense]
use the USA of usage most mongo/laid
writimemes facebabybookers
humanoidreptilians of the half-way him
amphibiomonolinguistics of never
never-ever give him your number one and another
day day one two three whatever comes next
omg interidioms [The poet waxes satirical on expensive buttons?!]
even in this excess of minuses
the hey’s the coo-oohls the come-ons
the [colloquialism denoting the male of the species capra]
these are the days of the week repeat after me
it’s monday [Here the censor has smoothed away what might, alas!
be misconstrued as communicating a rather heterodox message regarding our most rigorously approved pedagogic practices ...]
success is the mean and it isn’t rare [Rumors of grade inflation patently untrue! Refers to brilliance in chosen careers.]
hah. but not ah. generic. means common
means hand or mand
means man or band
either gofuckyourself or delete me either fuck me [Most likely directed at the universe at large. Therefore the censor has determined to permit the poet this peculiar piquancy!]
or leave me
like this. like the media i am and medium
like mean and times twelve extremes
like measuring con and pro
the crossroads across cross-eyes
this most esteemed gentlemen ladies is
the [The censor finds herself obliged once more
to ink out the poet’s obscenities]
of the pure ur-dialect tomorrow morrow
where they are fabricating nothing more or less
than our most royal vernacular
[Poet gray-listed as known or suspected satirist. As dialect far from uniformly comprehensible further evaluation may be required in order to determine suitability for mass consumption. Nonetheless the censor notes with remorse that the danger of ideological and/or linguistic contamination is very real and advises analysts to proceed with caution.]
[OFFICAL STAMP AND SEAL]
suprasegments [Notes for Official Expurgation, cont.]
[There are some types of venomous toad
that may at first appear
quite harmless to the untrained eye
and even dulcet to the ear.
These can be clearly recognized
by the little pouch
that, when not with rage inflated,
sags below the mouth.
Should it perceive you as a threat,
the sac will swell,
and, stomach stiffening in fear,
the mouth expel
a poison spit that wounds the skin,
corrodes the heart,
and will, un-treated, fester and consume
the censor’s art.
Reader, shun the swamps and pools
its toxic fumes contaminate.
Beware, beware the little schools
of minnows paddling in its wake!]
[OFFICIAL STAMP AND SEAL]